Yeah so I finally got bored enough I thought I would track down this video. Its basically a really low budget, cheap ass parody porn flick based off the kick ass game Left 4 Dead.
Basically its about zoey who is looking for louis, thats the entire story right there. So a smoker tentacle rapes her mouth then a hunter plays with her ass and in the most unexciting scene Ive ever seen she blows him for like 6 minutes and its over. So really if you want a boner, dont watch this. Seriously browsing a sears cataloug for womens bra's is more of a turn on. Its not even entertaining on a funny level. The chic who is zoey is actually attractive but looses points for having fake tits.
Personally I didnt expect much cause really how you can actually make a porn when the guy is crawling around with a rubber mask on pretending to be a infected monster while groping her and she pretends to fend him off. The only thing that could turn me off more is maybe being shot at by naked incestious grandmothers in the middle of a blizzard while listening to yoko ono.
Im debating on whether I want to waste my time with the sequel "left 4 anal" but if I do Ill be back.
Oh and by the way, Left 4 Dead the game http://www.l4d.com/ really is a awesome game and well worth every penny, especially if you dig zombies like I do. And since it runs on the source engine from Valve it can run on really any pc and still look fantastic and honestly the pc version is the way to go if you pick it up. So if you havent gotten it then trust me its worth it and Valve is even releasing a content pack this month for it for free.
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